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youngstero:

my first thought this morning was “count olaf should have been more thoroughly checked by social services”

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kinkstertime:

the-uncalm-nipples:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

nateriot:

Obama on gay adoption 


yeah totally ruining this country what a horrible guy

Fun fact: Obama has attempted to fix almost everything that he promised to fix, but the republicans have voted almost all of his bills out of congress. He’s not the problem.

That fact isn’t very fun
http://clientsfromhell.net/post/96262811311/from-an-animated-youtube-series-i-was-a-voice

clientsfromhell:

From an animated YouTube series I was a voice actor on:

Client: Hey, I just wanted to let you know that [a fellow cast member] killed himself last night.

Me: Oh my God! That’s terrible!

Client: It’s okay, I’ve sent out emails to potential replacements, and we should be back on track…

joanne-fallen-angel-of-bacon:

pop-culture-savvy-fallen-angel:

luciferneedsbabyjesus:

drawsshits:

starspangledgirlwithaplan:

ilikeyoassbutt:

spencersmithscrotchpuppy:

THE SLEEVES ARE TOO LONG FOR HIS HANDSIES

Trust the Supernatural fandom to get emotional over a guy wearing a cost with too big sleeves. I love you guys

hey they’re in height order



His hands are like his teeth. They like playing peek-a-boo



OH MY CHUCK
REBLOG this if you’re a female

Let’s see if girls run Tumblr :)

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(Source: cleopvtra, via ficsbeforedicks)

batter-sempai:

thetrailmixteapot:

ulfric-ulfprick:

godotal:

hkirkh:

Confused husky pup

He’s not expressing confusion, he’s tilting his head for better sound localization. While having an ear on each side of the head is good for lateral echolocation, tilting the head so that the ears are offset gives it vertical depth.

doG SCIENCE

Q

Oh my gosh, that explains why some dogs put their head to one side when you talk to them. They’re not confused, they’re trying to listen to us better. Awww.

dangerouspoetry:

dangerouspoetry:

my dad just came in and tossed this at me saying it “came with the paper”

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I’m nearly a 20 year old man

update:

I gave in

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her name is stephanie

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